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Clinotus
06-07-2008, 12:50 AM
So I got out of the house today to start on a series for the front page. The day was calm but overcast with a 90% chance of rain. I figured I would take my chances, but chance was not with me today, my friends; chance was across the room having fun with people while I stood outside looking in.

My drive to the range was uneventful except for the student driver who I was unable to pass for the first 3 miles. Using my savvy and grumpy old man skills, I was able to bypass the student driver on the left...only to wind up behind another student driver for the next 5 miles.

Omen? Nah.

I arrived to an empty range and with my spirits lifted once more was able to set up my new tower of power. You see, over the years I used to build wooden stands for the range; now, since I have no wood remaining, I decided to use an old bird stand.

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/toolsofthetrade.jpg

I set it up like so:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/bulletprooftower.jpg

Then with my trusty tape set up even further like so:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/10feet.jpg

I have to segue for a moment to point out that I've always been a point shooter: I can use sights on handguns, but generally after 4 or 5 shots with the sights I just remember how the gun shoots and just where to aim.

So I set up took aim and looked to the berm:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/setup.jpg

After the first string I earned my first "oops" moment with this:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/bend1.jpg

As fate would have it, I was able to bend it back with my mortal fingers but you can still see the slight bend.

I moved to the left and emptied four magazines at random boxes and clays on the berm to establish that yes, I really can shoot. I did well, by the way. :)

Back to the scene again, and 30 rounds later wound up attempting to use the sights once more, producing:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/bendingmetal.jpg

Undeterred and after removing the chronograph I figured I might as well send the last two rounds I had downrange:

http://230grain.com/images/articles/hownotto/notsobulletproof.jpg

That last picture I took at home because a moment after I hit the stand the heavens opened and I got drenched in the short walk back to my car.

Great.

Miso Beno
08-26-2008, 09:01 PM
This is the sound of Clint losing. Badly.

Clinotus
10-19-2008, 11:22 PM
This is the sound of Clint losing. Badly.

My replacement rods came in last week! :D

Miso Beno
10-20-2008, 03:07 AM
My replacement rods came in last week! :D

Just in time for you to shoot the crap out of them again.

Fang
10-20-2008, 09:50 AM
Oh God, another innocent chronograph to the slaughter! :D